Thieves make off wit urine!

Talk about taking the piss! Theives in Utah clearly don't know that you can get piss for free, broke in and stole 17 urine samples from a drug rehab center. Obviously they are patients who don't want their results known, but I'd like to think they're some sort of motivated perverts ha!

Federer Most Googled

R-Fed is most googled tennis player. Yay, woopie. What I want to know whos stupid idea it was to research who was the most googled TENNIS PLAYER.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7017228984?Fans%20Make%20Google-y%20Eyes%20At%20Federer;%20R-Fed%20Is%20Most%20Searched%20Tennis%20Player

Gaga for the Queen

I'm sure Lady Gaga is no stranger to queens, but in a different twist she performed for THE Queen at the Royal Variety. She was forced to tone down her performance, but was still a sight in bright red latex. I'm a fan of Gaga's crazy outfts but this one is just horrible! Even the makeup is unflattering!
What I wouldn't give for thet Queens thoughts on outrageous Gaga.

England is so damn Expensive!!!

A forgiener in England. I know I'm not the only one, but how do you survive in such a economic state?
I've been looking into various ways of making money online. Yougov and Valued opinions are great paid survey sites, valued opinions giving you more money (1-2 pounds per survey) but I've found i've not qualified for as many surveys on there.

Mystery shopping will pay you around 4-7 pounds per visit plus reimburse your meal/drink. Great if you want a free meal, but if its not a place close, the tube fare makes this not the most profitable scheme.

I've stayed away from most other scams such as 'sign up and we will paypal you money'. If any of these work, please tell!